Peter Richardson

Director, Harvey Duncan, Writer

Adrian Edmondson

Dennis Carter

Jennifer Saunders

Lesley Reynolds

Robbie Coltrane

Det. Sgt. Troy

Nigel Planer

Gunter

Keith Allen

Wong

Dawn French

Andrea

Daniel Peacock

Jim Jarvis

Ronald Allen

Commander Robertson

Alexei Sayle

Motorbike Cop

Michael Elphick

Constable Collins

Patrick Durkin

Constable Franks

Marika Rivera

Bed and Breakfast Landlady

Al Pillay

Mary

Neil Cunningham

Hotel Waiter

David Beard

Disc Jockey

Kevin Allen

Shop Assistant

Rita Treisman

Mrs. Carter