Alan Arkin

Captain Invincible

Christopher Lee

Mr. Midnight

Kate Fitzpatrick

Patty Patria

Bill Hunter

Tupper, Coach

Michael Pate

President

David Argue

Italian Salesman

John Bluthal

Deli Owner

Chelsea Brown

Tour Guide

Max Cullen

Italian Man

Arthur Dignam

Lawyer

Noel Ferrier

Airforce General

Hayes Gordon

Kirby

Chris Haywood

Maitre D'

Graham Kennedy

Prime Minister

Gus Mercurio

Noisy Garbageman

Max Phipps

Admiral

Alfred Sandor

New York Police Captain

Brian Adams

Reporter