John Bloom

Joe Bob Briggs

Diana Prince

Darcy the Mail Girl

John Patrick Brennan

Self (Santa Claus), Self (Fart the Clown), Self (Big D.)

Yuki Nakamura

Self

Felissa Rose

Self - Mangled Dick Expert, Self, Self - Felissa Rose

Jimmy Adamson

Self (The Bigfeet), Self - Husband

Levi White

Self (The Bigfeet)

Joe Schack

Self (The Bigfeet)

Dave Sheridan

Steve Wilcox, Judo Expert, self

Reggie Bannister

Self

Roger Corman

Self

Greg Nicotero

Self

Rachel Pizzolato

Zombie