Paris Hilton

Cristabel Abbott

Joel David Moore

Nate Cooper

Christine Lakin

June Phigg

Johann Urb

Johann Wulrich

Adam Kulbersh

Cole Slawsen

Greg Romero Wilson

Arno Blount

Marianne Muellerleile

Mrs. Blount

Kathryn Fiore

Jane

Scott Prendergast

Randy - Creepy Albino Guy

Morgan Rusler

Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy

Ryan Alvarez

Extremely Unattractive Guy

Erin Cardillo

Yoga Teacher

Samantha Bailey

Little Girl

Jeremy Scott Johnson

Little Girl's Dad

Gino Anthony Pesi

Cheesy Guy

Karley Scott Collins

Young Cristabel

Caleb Guss

Young Nate

Kurt Doss

Young Arno