Frankie Howerd

Alphonse of Monte Carlo, Alfred Askett

Dora Bryan

Amber Spottiswood

George Cole

'Flash' Harry

Reg Varney

Gilbert

Raymond Huntley

Sir Horace, the Minister

Richard Wattis

Richard Bassett

Portland Mason

Georgina

Terry Scott

Policeman

Eric Barker

Culpepper Brown

Godfrey Winn

Truelove

Colin Gordon

Noakes

Desmond Walter-Ellis

Leonard Edwards

Arthur Mullard

Big Jim

Norman Mitchell

William (Willy the Jelly-Man)

Cyril Chamberlain

Maxie

Larry Martyn

Chips

Leon Thau

Pakistani Porter

Maureen Crombie

Marcia Askett