Ben Affleck

Drew Latham

Christina Applegate

Alicia Valco

James Gandolfini

Tom Valco

Catherine O'Hara

Christine Valco

Josh Zuckerman

Brian Valco

Bill Macy

Doo-Dah

Jennifer Morrison

Missy Vangilder

Udo Kier

Heinrich

David Selby

Horace Vangilder

Stephanie Faracy

Letitia Vangilder

Stephen Root

Dr. Freeman

Sy Richardson

Doo-Dah Understudy

Tangie Ambrose

Kathryn

John 'B.J.' Bryant

Cabbie

Peter Jason

Suit

Phill Lewis

Levine the Lawyer

Tumbleweed

Santa

Kate Hendrickson

Santa's Photographer