Woody Allen

Miles Monroe

Diane Keaton

Luna Schlosser

John Beck

Erno Windt

Mary Gregory

Dr. Melik

Don Keefer

Dr. Tryon

John McLiam

Dr. Agon

Bartlett Robinson

Dr. Orva

Chris Forbes

Rainer Krebs

Mews Small

Dr. Nero

Peter Hobbs

Dr. Dean

Susan Miller

Ellen Pogrebin

Lou Picetti

Master of Ceremonies

Jessica Rains

Woman in the Mirror

Brian Avery

Herald Cohen

Spencer Milligan

Jeb Hrmthmg

Stanley Ralph Ross

Sears Swiggles

John Cannon

Various Voice-Overs

Myron Cohen

Robot Tailor