Jay Johnston

Mr. Goodman, Buff Swede

Dave Stewart

Dispatch, Linda, Bully Toadie

Kaitlyn Robrock

Tommy Goodman, Candy, Crackhead Lawyer Prostitute

Frank Collison

Grandpa, General McKinzlebenner

Alex Désert

Mr. Bojenkins, President, Priest

Brooke Shields

Mrs. Goodman

Elaine Hendrix

Jill Jilton, Canadian Grandma

Dina Sherman

Gloria

Killer Mike

Dr. Um Actually

Ian James Corlett

Captain Stevens

Courtenay Taylor

Mrs. Gathimplewattir