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Jessica Alba

Lucy

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The Kid

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Jess

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John Jr.

Timothy Olyphant

Chip Johnson

Reed Diamond

Paul

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Jane Whittman

Jason Sudeikis

Jim Whittman

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Ana Mackenzie

Sarah Sheldon

Constance Barron

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Conor O'Farrell

Principal

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Dana

John Lordan

Headmaster

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Anchorman

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