Sarah Jessica Parker

Colleen Gibson

Harry Connick Jr.

Daniel Gallagher

Johnny Knoxville

Dick Rasmusson

Craig Ferguson

Jared O'Reilly

Teri Garr

Madame Hugonaut

Geoffrey Blake

Detective Murphy

John Eddins

Detective O'Halloran

Brigid Brannagh

Ivy Gallagher O'Reilly

David Cross

Rex

Jon Sklaroff

Colin

Brad Grunberg

Pee Wee

David Koechner

Uncle Hurley

Claudia Schiffer

Mary

Erik Palladino

Tony the Tuner Moretti

Ever Carradine

Tina

Heidi Mark

Crossing Guard Stripper

Lee Garlington

Colleen's Mother

Holmes Osborne

Colleen's Father