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Johnny Dangerously

Joe Piscopo

Danny Vermin

Marilu Henner

Lil Sheridan

Maureen Stapleton

Ma Kelly

Peter Boyle

Jocko Dundee

Griffin Dunne

Tommy Kelly

Glynnis O'Connor

Sally

Dom DeLuise

The Pope

Richard Dimitri

Roman Troy Moronie

Danny DeVito

Burr

Ron Carey

Pat

Ray Walston

Vendor

Dick Butkus

Arthur

Byron Thames

Young Johnny

Alan Hale Jr.

Desk Sergeant

Scott Thomson

Charley

Sudie Bond

Mary Margaret Catherine Dineen

Mark Jantzen

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