Andrew Logan

Self - Your Host + Hostess

Divine

Self - Guest of Honour

Luciana Martínez

Self - The Scintillating Secretary

Sophie Parkin

Self - Miss Wildlife

Nigel Adey

Self - Miss Wolverhampton Municipal Baths

Richard De Velasco

Self - Miss Peru

John Thomas

Self - Miss Little Egypt

Rosemary Gibb

Self - Miss Piss

Rebecca du Pont de Bie

Self - Miss Cherry Cocktail

Jenny Runacre

Self - Miss Slightly Misanthropic

Stevie Hughes

Self - Miss Linda Carriage

James Birch

Self - Miss Consumer Products

Sarah Parkin

Self - Miss Marilyn

Gerlinde Kostiff

Self - Miss Proposition 13

Joan de Vere Hunt

Self - Miss Moonshine

Jill Bruce

Self - Miss Earth

John Maybury

Self - Miss Winscale Nuclear Reactor

Emma Harrison

Self - Miss Snow White