Christian Slater

John Smith

Powers Boothe

The Rancher

Dane Cook

Sheriff Hutchins

Jeff Fahey

The Cowboy

Chris Kattan

Gay Elvis

Helena Mattsson

The Blonde

Gary Oldman

Elvis

Megan Park

Cindy

Sam Trammell

Sheriff Cowley

Tony Cox

Little Person Elvis

Anthony Brandon Wong

Asian Elvis

Matthew Willig

The Indian

Gordon Tootoosis

The Chief

Heather Roop

Vivian

Anthony Azizi

Mr. Crow

Marc Winnick

The College Kid

Paulina Gretzky

The Deputy

Danny James

Mo