Johannes Grenzfurthner

Director, Host, Doktor Ullmaier (voice), Frau Schlammpeitzinger

Niko Alm

Dr. Narcos Älm

Douglas Robinson

Karl Marx

Harald Homolka-List

Hans Platzgaumer

Alexander E. Fennon

Bank Clerk

Stuart Freeman

Brian Ewok

Hannes Duscher

Subcomandante Duscher

Bronwynn Mertz-Penzinger

Platzgaumer's Cerebral Cortex

Johannes Ullmaier

Self (photographs)

Daniel Hasibar

Head of Transport Fleet

Christian Schädel

Monsieur Dudu

Josef P. Wagner

Mister Hooded Camera Operator

Charlie Poulon

Resume victim

Conny Lee

Madame Juju

Roland Gratzer

El Rocho Gratzer

Martin Nechvatal

Leatherface

Michael Ettmann

Losing Eyesight and Life