Jim Varney

Ernest P. Worrell

Douglas Seale

Santa

Oliver Clark

Joe Carruthers

Noelle Parker

Harmony

Gailard Sartain

Chuck

Billie Bird

Mary Morrissey

Bill Byrge

Bobby

Robert Lesser

Marty Brock

Key Howard

Immigration Agent

Jack Swanson

Businessman

Buddy Douglas

Pyramus

Patty Maloney

Thisbe

Beecher Martin

Agent Skippy

Barry Brazell

Cab Passenger

George Kaplan

Mr. Dillis

Bill Welter

Waiter

Joe Candelora

Arresting Officer

Danny Dillon

Booking Officer