Nia Vardalos

Connie

Toni Collette

Carla

David Duchovny

Jeff

Stephen Spinella

Robert, Peaches

Alec Mapa

Lee, N'Cream

Christopher Logan

Brian, Brianna

Robert Kaiser

Paul

Ian Gomez

Stanley

Nick Sandow

Al

Dash Mihok

Mikey

Robert John Burke

Rudy

Boris McGiver

Tibor

Don Ackerman

Super Fey Guy

Debbie Reynolds

Self (Special Appearance)

Veena Sood

Mrs. Morse

Babs Chula

Carla's Mom

Linda Darlow

Connie's Mom