Adam Sandler

Michael Newman

Kate Beckinsale

Donna Newman

Christopher Walken

Morty

David Hasselhoff

Ammer

Henry Winkler

Ted Newman

Julie Kavner

Trudy Newman

Sean Astin

Bill

Joseph Castanon

Ben Newman at 7 Years Old

Jonah Hill

Ben at 17 Years Old

Jake Hoffman

Ben Newman at 22-30 Years Old

Tatum McCann

Samantha Newman at 5 Years Old

Lorraine Nicholson

Samantha Newman at 14 Years Old

Katie Cassidy

Samantha at 27 Years Old

Cameron Monaghan

Kevin O'Doyle

Jennifer Coolidge

Janine

Rachel Dratch

Alice, Alan

Sophie Monk

Stacy

Michelle Lombardo

Linda