Brian O'Halloran

Dante

Jeff Anderson

Randal

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Veronica

Lisa Spoonauer

Caitlin

Jason Mewes

Jay

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob

Scott Mosier

Willam the Idiot Manchild, Angry Hockey-Playing Customer, Angry Mourner

Scott Schiaffo

Chewlies Rep

Al Berkowitz

Old Man

Walter Flanagan

Woolen Cap Smoker, Egg Man, Offended Customer

Ed Hapstak

Sanford, Angry Mourner

Lee Bendick

#812 Wynarski

David Klein

Hunting Cap Smoking Boy, Low I.Q. Video Customer, Hubcap Searching Customer