Bud Abbott

Corporal Slicker Smith

Lou Costello

Private Herbie Brown

Tom Brown

Bill Gregory

Joan Shawlee

Sylvia Hunter

Nat Pendleton

Sergeant Collins

Beverly Simmons

Yvonne (Evie) LeBrec

Don Porter

Captain Christie

Donald MacBride

Police Captain

Don Beddoe

Mr. Roberts

Charles Trowbridge

Mr. Quince

Russell Hicks

Mr. Appleby

Joe Kirk

Real Estate Salesman

Knox Manning

Commentator

Milburn Stone

Announcer

Eddie Acuff

Soldier

Ernie Adams

Tie Demo Bystander

Patricia Alphin

Young Girl

Robert Bacon

Medic