Steve Moore

Self - Host

Christopher Lee Grant

Carl, Jerry, Tom

Sean C. Dwyer

Det. Campbell, Det. Smith, James

Michael Joseph Delaney

Billy Ray, Buck, Hockey Mask Man

Korbin Miles

Craig

James Killebrew

Carl, Carl Belt

Angela Kaiser

Emma, Janice

Francisca Dennis

Angela, Talia

Aaron Befus

Bar Patron, Homeopathic Doctor, Hippie

Corine Sutton-Smith

Jane, Donna, Gudrun

John Elios

Nicky, Fernando

Lex Kilgour

Lacey, Vera

James Llewellyn Evans

Jason, Cabbie

Simon Fothergill

Davey, Bobby, Charles

Christie Callan-Jones

Jockey, Burger Shack Employee, Teacher

David Fish

Clay, Det. Grant

Cassandra Williams

Shayna, Bri

Mark La Pointe

Narrator