John Cleese

The Narrator

Munro Chambers

Mason

Kim Rhodes

Christine

Jan Skene

Gal in Crowd

Candace Smith

Pedestrian Woman

Robert Picardo

Smirch

Curtis Armstrong

Kenny

Kyle Massey

Henry

John O'Hurley

Mr. Rexford

Ryan Miller

Catty Elf

Shannon Jacques

Catty Elf's Friend

Tom Arnold

Beethoven

Tamra Ugto

Mom

Alan Castanaga

Dad

Solmund MacPherson

Little Kid

Kristen Sawatzky

Field Producer

Reena Shah

Woman

Rick Skene

Keilbasa Vendor