Warren Mitchell

Alf Garnett

Dandy Nichols

Else Garnett

Anthony Booth

Mike Rawlins

Una Stubbs

Rita Garnett

Liam Redmond

Mike's Father

Bill Maynard

Bert

Brian Blessed

Sergeant

Sam Kydd

Fred

Frank Thornton

Valuation Officer

Ann Lancaster

Woman at Block of Flats

Michael Robbins

Pub Landlord (Fred)

Pat Coombs

Neighbour

Kate Williams

Sergeant's Girlfriend

Shelagh Fraser

Mike's Mother

John D. Collins

RAF Officer at Tube Station

Geoffrey Hughes

Mike's Brother

Sulky Gowers

Man

Jack Jordan

Pianist