Scott Caan

Cal White

Paulo Costanzo

Jacob 'Cob' White

Jason Jones

Edward 'Nuts' White Jr.

Tricia Helfer

Miranda

J.K. Simmons

Uncle Pal

Harvey Keitel

Duke White

Jared Keeso

Juicebox White

Siam Yu

Todd White

Stephen McHattie

Fitz

James Preston Rogers

Big Mitch

Wendy Crewson

Goldie White

Allison Graham

Waitress

Thomas Michael

Ivan

Alex Appel

Mindy

Richard Blackburn

Doctor

Horace Abel

Tank-Boy

Rufus Crawford

Referee

Gavin Fox

Rahm the Baptist